Saturday, April 08, 2006

Freshly Squeezed Tunes...

What I've been listening to.......check check it:
(updated in real-time)

10 Most Recently Listened To Tracks:


Top 10 Most Listened To Artists of Last Week:


Top 10 Most Listened To Artists Overall:


Top 10 Most Listened To Tracks Overall:

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

WARNING! Before you read any further...

....and then blame me for time you wasted...

This blog is neither poignant nor insightful.....nary a whisper will debate it is scarcely pragmatic at best.
Inspiring? Doubtful.
Nobel? Pulitzer? I'm pretty sure Hell is nowhere near frozen...

It's more or less (weighing heavier on the former) a 5-point intersection where Random Road and Scatterbrained Circle meet Punchdrunk Ave. & Slaphappy Lane.....(and one other road where the sign has been too burried under band posters to read the name).....

If you're still with me----> Welcome.

Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Hope

Ok so.....I like the new show Sons & Daughters.

I mean, it's no Arrested Development....(still bitter [grumbles, stomps feet, shakes fist violently in the air, makes little gurgle sounds...], but otherwise doing well [coping]) ......

For now we'll just call it "Gentle Pacifier since they took my baby away".

All for now. Thanks for tuning in.

Saturday, February 04, 2006

The Bro Series


The Bro Series
Originally uploaded by mistidawn.
Me & my brother, Brent. We should not be left alone with a camera.

At least we're buckled in...

Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Can you find all 75?

There are 75 band references in this image. Awesome!

WARNING: Can be addictive. Can make you stay up waaaay too late. It's too late for me...save yourselves.

(my answers are listed below.....I have found most of 'em but I'm still missing some...and I'm not sure about all the ones w/ a question mark)



1. spoon
2. guns & roses
3. white zombie
4. matchbox 20
5. scissor sisters
6. eagles
7. smashing pumpkins
8. alice in chains
9. black crowes
10. ratt
11. pixies
12. cornershop
13. U2
14. beegee's
15. radiohead
16. lemonheads
17. blind melon
18. the police
19. queen
20. sex pistols
21. blur
22. screaming trees ?
23. rolling stones
24. white snake
25. manic street preachers or polyphonic spree ?
26. cowboy junkies
27. great white
28. roots
29. black flag
30. king kong
31. B-52's
32. dead kennedy's
33. yellowman
34. eels
35. styxx
36. garbage
37. postal service
38. gorillaz
39. hole
40. pavement
41. iron maiden
42. cars
43. beach boys
44. seal
45. 50 cent
46. korn
47. led zepplin
48. phish
49. prince
50. crowded house
51. the cranberries
52. dinosaur jr.
53. jesus & mary chain
54. pink or pink floyd ?
55. blondie ?
56. kiss
57. the streets
58. red hot chili peppers
59. talking heads
60. posies ?
61. the doors
62. eminem
63. go-go’s
64. main ?
65. jewel
66. green day
67. blues brothers ?
68. the contortionists ?
69. ?
70. ?
71. ?
72. ?
73. ?
74. ?

75. ?




Thursday, August 25, 2005

I'm Famous!!


I'm Famous!!
Originally uploaded by mistidawn.

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Fo sho.


fo sho fro
Originally uploaded by mistidawn.

GBV ~ RIP


What a badass.




I'll miss you....sniff sniffle sniff.....


Friday, August 12, 2005

Full Moon! (July 20, 2005)


Incredible. This was the view a few blocks from my place. Not too shabby, eh?
I saw it when I was out jogging & nearly ran into a parked car...
My camera doesn't even come close to doing it justice but it's the best I could do under the circumstances.

My attempt to take a picture through one of those 50 cent coin operated telescopes...

Monday, July 04, 2005

Flava flav...au naturelle?


So I'm thinking....it was a late night for this Zone bar wrapper's graphic artist before sending it off to press & creative juices just weren't flowing.....but seems to me it would've been enough to just say:
"With Natural Flavors". Period.
But that's just me. Posted by Picasa

Monday, June 27, 2005

LOOK!!


A David Hasslehoff paper airplane template. Finally! Posted by Hello

Holy Cutest Thing I've Ever Seen Batman!


I WANT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Posted by Hello

Sunday, June 26, 2005

Got Gas? (I think I've heard it all)


GASEOUS COWS ON FACTORY FARMS: IT AIN'T NO JOKE Thanks to dense populations of bovines in California's heavily factory farmed San Joaquin Valley, cow burps and flatulence are now creating more smog and greenhouse gases in the local area than cars. Each and every one of the valley's 2.5 million cows excretes nearly 20 pounds of gas per day, causing new policy debates between air quality regulators and the dairy industry. "This is not some arcane dispute about cow gases," said Brent Newell, an attorney for the Center on Race, Poverty & the Environment. "We are talking about a public health crisis. It's not funny to joke about cow burps and farts when one in six children in Fresno schools is carrying an inhaler."

That's hot.

Wednesday, June 15, 2005

Birthday treasures...

Fabulous birthday presents from my fabulous friend Katie:

Vintage "Fabulous Fifties Food" lunchbox

The recipes for Buckwheat Groats and Frankfurter Crown right here at my fingertips. FINALLY!

But wait.....there's more! As if this FABULOUS fifties lunchbox wasn't enough, I opened it to find:

Vintage Walrus salt-n-pepper shakers!

And just look how happy they are!!

Priceless.

Thanks Katie!

And last but not least...my primo birthday accessory, compliments of my fabulous friend Kevin:

Thanks Kev!

Get Sloganized yo!

I have a problem. I'm addicted. I'm a sloganizing maniac!
[See look....I sloganized myself 28 times! Yeah that's normal. But I pity the foo who sloganizes himself 29 times! Now that would be weird.]
Try it yourself: http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word=misti

  1. "Tonight, Let It Be Misti." (great advice!)
  2. "You've Got Questions. We've Got Misti." (if you have a problem, yo I'll solve it...)
  3. "Misti: The other white meat." (love it.)
  4. "Have You Had Your Misti Today?" (well? have you??)
  5. "Smart. Beautiful. Misti." (aw shucks)
  6. "Misti-Lickin' Good." (Misti-lickin' good, y'all!)
  7. "Come See the Softer Side of Misti." (yeah....come see my ass)
  8. "Mama Mia, That'sa One Spicy Misti!" (prego!)
  9. "It's the Bright One, it's the Right One, that's Misti."
  10. "Good to the Last Misti." (there were more?)
  11. "Misti Tested, Mother Approved." (scary.)
  12. "It's a New Misti Every Day." (very scary.)
  13. "Is It Live, Or Is It Misti?"
  14. "Sharing the Misti of your Life."
  15. "Have You Forgotten How Good Misti Tastes?" (oh my)
  16. "Ring Around the Misti Gets Your Whole Wash Clean."
  17. "Melts In Your Misti, Not In Your Hand."
  18. "The Ultimate Misti Machine." (currently accepting applications...)
  19. "It's Different in a Misti." (ain't that the truth!)
  20. "I Bet He Drinks Misti." (actually, it's called The Mist)
  21. "A Misti A Day Helps You Work, Rest and Play."
  22. "Stimulation for Body and Misti." (AKA vodka)
  23. "Better Living Through Misti."
  24. "Simple Impartial Misti."
  25. "When You've Got Misti, Flaunt It."
  26. "Your Flexible Misti." (take it easy.....it's just a slogan)
  27. "Get the Misti Habit." (you can't resist the Mist!)
  28. "Shake the Bottle, Wake the Misti." ("Yes Master?")

Me, Myself, & I


Posted by Hello The Trifecta.

Tuesday, June 14, 2005

WHO WANTS SOME??

S-O-M-E = 1 point

Bring it.

(B-R-I-N-G = 2 points)

Sunday, June 05, 2005

Ruminations...

I've noticed that at any given time, almost without fail, boys always seem to have blue lint in their belly buttons. One time at a party I announced my findings of said "blue belly button lint" phenomenon to a group of amused but skeptical party-goers.....upon being challenged by one male friend of a friend, I yanked up the bottom of his shirt, right there in front of God & everybody, to reveal his very own exposed & vulnerable--but guilty as hell--blue lint smuggling navel. It was a very triumphant moment.

Saturday, May 28, 2005

I'm Famous!!

http://misti.poling.famousstar.de/index.php?name=&lang=en

My Love for Snapple Lids and You.

The more I drink, the more we learn...

  • William Shakespeare was born and died on the same day: April 23rd.
  • The number of times a cricket chirps in 15 seconds, plus 37, will give you the current air temperature.
  • There is a town in Alaska called Chicken.
  • CaTeRpiLLaRs have over 2,000 muscles.
  • There are more saunas than cars in Finland.
  • One out of every 8 residents in the U.S. lives in California.
  • Africa is divided into more countries than any other continent.
  • Mt. Katahdin in Maine is the first place in the U.S. to get sunlight each morning.
  • China has only one time zone.
  • It is illegal for a portrait of a living person to appear on U.S. postage stamps.
  • Dim lights reduce your appetite.
  • The height of the Eiffel Tower varies by as much as 6 inches depending on the temperature.
  • SNOOPY is the most common dog name beginning with the letter S.
  • New York City's public school students represent about 188 dIfFeREnT countries.
  • Ketchup was once sold as a medicine.
  • The biggest PIG in recorded history weighed almost ONE TON!
  • Of all the trees in Australia, 75% are eucalyptus.
  • 90% of all garlic consumed in the U.S. comes from Gilroy, California.
  • The original recipe for CHOCOLATE contained chili powder instead of sugar.
  • In 1900, 1/3 of all automobiles in New York City were powered by ELECTRICITY.
  • There are 18 dIfFeREnT animal shapes in the animal crackers cookie zoo.
  • In the U.S., all Interstate highways that run east to west are even-numbered.
  • The Statue of Liberty features 7 points in her crown-one for each of the continents.
  • The blue whale's heart is the size of a small car.
  • Hawaii is the only U.S. state never to report a temperature of zero degrees F or below.
  • Bamboo can grow 3 feet in one day.
  • There is a town in Nevada called JACKPOT!
  • There are 1 million ants for every person in the WORLD.
  • A male kangaroo is called a Boomer.
  • Playing in a marching band is considered moderate exercise.
  • In 1985, the fastest bicyclist was clocked at 154 mph.
  • The word "facetious" features all the vowels in alphabetical order.
  • GRAPES are the most popular fruit in the world.
  • David Rice Atchison was President of the United States for only ONE DAY.
  • International tug of war rules state that the rope must be over 100 feet long.
  • The square dance is the official dance of the state of Washington.
  • Pearls dissolve in vinegar.
  • The weight of the moon is 81 billion tons.
  • An ant's sense of smell is stronger than a dog's.
  • A rainbow can only be seen in the morning or late afternoon.
  • About 80 women go into labor on NYC subways every year.
  • The LARGEST hailstone ever recorded in the U.S. was 17.5 inches around.

...so stay tuned...

(still not a winner!)

Friday, May 27, 2005

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Thursday, May 26, 2005


I swear I didn't make this up. Thank God I had my camera... Posted by Hello


This is real. I took the picture. I want full credit for this gem of a find.
Not only did someone "design" this sign, but someone else approved it, then sent it to the vinyl banner printing people who obviously gave it a thumbs up & printed it with pride...you can tell as much by the way they flanked the kicker word "INSIDE" with those extra long hyphens. Genius.
Bravo Inside Sidewalk Sellers, Bravo! Posted by Hello

Friday, May 13, 2005

Freshly Squeezed Tunes

Freshly Squeezed Tunes: "1. I Turn My Camera On - Spoon"

Tuesday, May 10, 2005

What I'm Listening to...

Hot ticket items in current rotation....

Best Show On TV....EVAAAH!!!

And it's returning this summer!
http://www.fox.com/arresteddev/

Meet ya down at the Big Yellow Joint!
http://www.fox.com/arresteddev/ecards/ecard_send.htm

It's ok to get arrested! Take the Arrested Development Loyalty Oath TODAY!
http://www.getarrested.com/


"Hey Brother." Posted by Hello

Human-Animal Hybrids (um.....disturbing?)

Creating Human-Animal Hybrids for Research

New guidelines set by the National Academies of Sciences would permit the development of human-animal hybrids. The creation of these new species would be allowed for the sake of research. According to the standards, this would be permitted "under circumstances where no other experiment can provide the information needed." The standards also recommend "strong scientific justification" for experiments where human cells are used to develop major aspects of the brain of the new animal. In addition, newly developed human-animal species are not allowed to breed with each other. These standards are voluntary, and human-animal hybrids are already under production. http://www.organicconsumers.org/patent/chimeras042805.cfm

Meanwhile, an ethics committee at Stanford University has approved a proposal to create mice with brains made almost completely of human brain cells. Stanford law professor Hank Greely, who chaired the ethics committee, said the board endorsed this procedure based on the assumption that the animal would probably not experience higher levels of human thought, given the size and shape of the mouse brain. The committee recommended closely monitoring the mice's behavior and immediately killing any that display "human-like behavior," although, admittedly, no one quite knows how an observer would be able to truly distinguish whether or not a lab mouse is thinking and feeling like a human. http://www.organicconsumers.org/Patent/human-animals.cfm

Speak your mind: Let the OCA & National Academies of Sciences know whether you approve or dissapprove of the newly released standards regarding the creation of human-animal hybrids. Click here: http://www.organicconsumers.org/chimera.htm

Sunday, May 08, 2005

Stepford Mistis


yeah...I'm weird. Posted by Hello

Just a few of my homies...


I have many, many, MANY more....
All in various states of Hominess.
Don't be hatin'. Posted by Hello

Saturday, May 07, 2005

Catch.

(a summertime poem)

In time with my music,
they play unknowingly.
My past time, their soundtrack.
It's perfect.

Distracting me from my selfish musings,
a boy and his football...

But this was different.

It was she really,
and maybe partly the lack of the 'he'.
But there they were.
Happy.
Complete.
Throwing, catching, laughing...
exclusive but inclusive.

I did somehow feel included,
in the most privelaged of ways.
And even more privelaged still,
my noticing of another's noticing...

And I wonder if they see it too.
And I wonder if I've gone too far as to think
they might feel privelaged too.

And I wonder if the show was just for me.

~MDP, Summer '03

Friday, May 06, 2005

Kaleidoscope.



Thursday, May 05, 2005


I'm just saying... Posted by Hello


I see you. Posted by Hello


my fake company. Posted by Hello



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