Get Sloganized yo!
I have a problem. I'm addicted. I'm a sloganizing maniac!
[See look....I sloganized myself 28 times! Yeah that's normal. But I pity the foo who sloganizes himself 29 times! Now that would be weird.]
Try it yourself: http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word=misti
- "Tonight, Let It Be Misti." (great advice!)
- "You've Got Questions. We've Got Misti." (if you have a problem, yo I'll solve it...)
- "Misti: The other white meat." (love it.)
- "Have You Had Your Misti Today?" (well? have you??)
- "Smart. Beautiful. Misti." (aw shucks)
- "Misti-Lickin' Good." (Misti-lickin' good, y'all!)
- "Come See the Softer Side of Misti." (yeah....come see my ass)
- "Mama Mia, That'sa One Spicy Misti!" (prego!)
- "It's the Bright One, it's the Right One, that's Misti."
- "Good to the Last Misti." (there were more?)
- "Misti Tested, Mother Approved." (scary.)
- "It's a New Misti Every Day." (very scary.)
- "Is It Live, Or Is It Misti?"
- "Sharing the Misti of your Life."
- "Have You Forgotten How Good Misti Tastes?" (oh my)
- "Ring Around the Misti Gets Your Whole Wash Clean."
- "Melts In Your Misti, Not In Your Hand."
- "The Ultimate Misti Machine." (currently accepting applications...)
- "It's Different in a Misti." (ain't that the truth!)
- "I Bet He Drinks Misti." (actually, it's called The Mist)
- "A Misti A Day Helps You Work, Rest and Play."
- "Stimulation for Body and Misti." (AKA vodka)
- "Better Living Through Misti."
- "Simple Impartial Misti."
- "When You've Got Misti, Flaunt It."
- "Your Flexible Misti." (take it easy.....it's just a slogan)
- "Get the Misti Habit." (you can't resist the Mist!)
- "Shake the Bottle, Wake the Misti." ("Yes Master?")