Wednesday, June 15, 2005

Get Sloganized yo!

I have a problem. I'm addicted. I'm a sloganizing maniac!
[See look....I sloganized myself 28 times! Yeah that's normal. But I pity the foo who sloganizes himself 29 times! Now that would be weird.]
Try it yourself:

  1. "Tonight, Let It Be Misti." (great advice!)
  2. "You've Got Questions. We've Got Misti." (if you have a problem, yo I'll solve it...)
  3. "Misti: The other white meat." (love it.)
  4. "Have You Had Your Misti Today?" (well? have you??)
  5. "Smart. Beautiful. Misti." (aw shucks)
  6. "Misti-Lickin' Good." (Misti-lickin' good, y'all!)
  7. "Come See the Softer Side of Misti." (yeah....come see my ass)
  8. "Mama Mia, That'sa One Spicy Misti!" (prego!)
  9. "It's the Bright One, it's the Right One, that's Misti."
  10. "Good to the Last Misti." (there were more?)
  11. "Misti Tested, Mother Approved." (scary.)
  12. "It's a New Misti Every Day." (very scary.)
  13. "Is It Live, Or Is It Misti?"
  14. "Sharing the Misti of your Life."
  15. "Have You Forgotten How Good Misti Tastes?" (oh my)
  16. "Ring Around the Misti Gets Your Whole Wash Clean."
  17. "Melts In Your Misti, Not In Your Hand."
  18. "The Ultimate Misti Machine." (currently accepting applications...)
  19. "It's Different in a Misti." (ain't that the truth!)
  20. "I Bet He Drinks Misti." (actually, it's called The Mist)
  21. "A Misti A Day Helps You Work, Rest and Play."
  22. "Stimulation for Body and Misti." (AKA vodka)
  23. "Better Living Through Misti."
  24. "Simple Impartial Misti."
  25. "When You've Got Misti, Flaunt It."
  26. "Your Flexible Misti." (take it's just a slogan)
  27. "Get the Misti Habit." (you can't resist the Mist!)
  28. "Shake the Bottle, Wake the Misti." ("Yes Master?")


Anonymous NVIZIBLE MAN said...

sloganizer smoganizer..

100% pure florida orange travis.

travis, it's what's for dinner.

travis, good to the last drop.

it's not just good, it's travis.

don't just exercise, travercise.

everything you have ever wanted
to drive is a travis.

9:50 AM  

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